STEP 1: ENTER THE BAGS REALM 🚪

Navigate your browser to bags.fm like a true degen. Click that "Verify with X" button.

Don't be paranoid about permissions - they only want to see your posts, not your DMs to that OnlyFans model.

STEP 2: FIND YOUR TREASURE 🔍

Once you're in the Bags dashboard (congrats, you made it this far), locate your coin or paste the CA like a professional copy-pasta artist. See that glorious CLAIM button? That's your golden ticket. Click it like your financial future depends on it.

Pro tip: The claim button won't bite. Probably.

STEP 3: RECEIVE THE BLESSING 🙏

The funds will magically appear as SOL in your self-generated BAGS wallet. Yes, you now have another wallet to keep track of. You're welcome.

Export that private key faster than you can say "not your keys, not your cheese" and import it into your favorite wallet - Phantom, Solflare, or whatever the cool kids are using these days.

Security tip: Don't screenshot your private key and post it on Twitter asking "is this important?"

STEP 4: ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT 🚀

From here, the world is your oyster. Send it to Binance, Coinbase, or yolo it into the next dog coin with a rocket emoji. This could be the moment that changes your life!

Or it could buy you a nice dinner at Wendy's. Either way, you're winning.